The cook, the thief, his wife and her lover.

-When you make out a menu,
how do you price each dish?

-I charge a lot for anything black.                  
Grapes, olives, blackcurrants.                   
People like to remind themselves of death,

eating black food is like consuming death,                   
like saying, "Death, I'm eating you!

Black truffles are the most expensive. And caviar.

Death and birth.   
The end and the beginning.            
Don't you think it's appropriate
that the most expensive items are black?
   
We also charge for vanity.      
Diet foods have an additional surcharge of 20% .                  
Aphrodisiacs, 50% .
    
                   
And from what I saw,
your lover did not need an aphrodisiac.